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For sale on behalf of one of our customers.......
Lovely Jubbly 1978 Reliant Van, painted in Del Boy Colours...... yes we know the actual van was an earlier model ..... dont moan at me im only the janitor. This does surprisingly start run and drives. It even smokes a bit like the original. Its been used as an advertising tool / gimmick and was used to raise a bit money for charity last year. If your mad enough to want to use it seriously on the road it would need a proper checkover and recommission.
We have the V5 here....... tax is in the post obviously. The powerhouse of an engine starts no problem. Gears clutch and brakes are operational.... we wont say good...
Period accessories include leopard skin door cards and seat covers re trimmed with the contents of Marlenes wardrobe. Roof rack, "dahn the market" suitcase, Rodney camouflage jacket and wig. Inflatable Lusty Lolita although she has went down. ... no not in that way!!!! take your mind out the gutter. The all important "midwife on emergency call" sign so you can park anywhere, of course.
Now please dont be a Rodney or Dave and keep commenting that its the wrong type of van as we know this. I bet I still get 20 comments which proves nobody reads the drivel I write.
You are welcome to come and see this wonder of modern motoring. We do have a ramp but could just probably lift it so you can look underneath. Delivery can be arranged but we would prefer to do it in the dark if you dont mind.
Any questions please ask.............. dont expect to be able to drive it to Peckham.
Au Revoir
